Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Like jalapeno through my digestive tract, these are the Presidents of my life
Eisenhower: not bad, all things considered. Thanks for the warning, Ike! Not that anyone listened.
Kennedy: not enough time. could've gone either way. was pretty good with the vision thing, though. and the ladies...
Johnson: see Nixon
Nixon: LBJ & RMN: Two figures from Greek tragedy. Or should that be Shakespeare? Regardless, These two presided over the Great Upheaval. I remember wondering as a 16 year old in 1973 whether the U.S. govt was going to endure or be overthrown. How naive I was...
Ford: well, I had a good time during Ford. So what can I say? He's tainted by the Warren Commission thing in my book.
Carter: Carter was ok to me. Very over criticized. Like Nixon, he rehabilitated himself a bit post-Presidency.
Reagan: he was an idiot. and he sucked. People that idolize this guy....
Bush I: Patrician son of a bitch. The Bushes are a crime family far far worse than the Kennedys. They are bastards, stupid, dangerous, harmful. This one looks good compared to his Caligula-like son. The possible undoing of America can be laid largely at the feet of La Famiglia Bushia. Of course, all the wankers who supported these jerks are equally as culpable.
Clinton(s): Almost as bad as the Bushes. No. Wait. Worse. Cuz they know better.
Bush II: Fuck it. I give up.
Kennedy: not enough time. could've gone either way. was pretty good with the vision thing, though. and the ladies...
Johnson: see Nixon
Nixon: LBJ & RMN: Two figures from Greek tragedy. Or should that be Shakespeare? Regardless, These two presided over the Great Upheaval. I remember wondering as a 16 year old in 1973 whether the U.S. govt was going to endure or be overthrown. How naive I was...
Ford: well, I had a good time during Ford. So what can I say? He's tainted by the Warren Commission thing in my book.
Carter: Carter was ok to me. Very over criticized. Like Nixon, he rehabilitated himself a bit post-Presidency.
Reagan: he was an idiot. and he sucked. People that idolize this guy....
Bush I: Patrician son of a bitch. The Bushes are a crime family far far worse than the Kennedys. They are bastards, stupid, dangerous, harmful. This one looks good compared to his Caligula-like son. The possible undoing of America can be laid largely at the feet of La Famiglia Bushia. Of course, all the wankers who supported these jerks are equally as culpable.
Clinton(s): Almost as bad as the Bushes. No. Wait. Worse. Cuz they know better.
Bush II: Fuck it. I give up.
